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Again and again people are looking for cool sayings for the bumper or rear window. In the event that for the long sought “right” sticker text still missing the words – here you will find it. The sayings can be used as stickers, for the rear window, bumper or spoiler, as a T-shirt imprint, or simply as a SMS saying for in between. Always freely after the motto: give rubber! This extensive list (of course free of charge) on the subject of sayings around the car serves as inspiration – for all those who are inspired by the passion (also applies to passengers). The collection includes the most original, the coolest, the most daring, the weirdest, the most incredible and of course the ultimate car sayings. Use at your own risk. Parents are responsible for their children. But be careful: some of the very good sayings are funny, some are good-natured, some are really “low-down” (see also flat jokes), some are a bit nasty and could therefore cause dangerous reactions from other road users.

Car brands sayings
A Colt for all cases!!!	VW = completed marvel
I also have my pride	OPEL = Without power Eternal last
TWINGOnian battlestar!	Away with FORD, back with train!
Opel and VW: Good that we have compared!	VW = Weaponry Wolfsburg
High pollutant and low power!	God save us from storm and wind and cars that are from Japan.
Small but mighty!!!	TEST CAR – Do not wash!
No, it hasn’t tipped over yet.	After all, you don’t treat yourself to anything else.
Limited Edition	Life is hard – my LUPO is harder!
Better to drive golf than to play golf!	All that glitters is not golf!
Dreams have a name.	Actually I wanted a Lamborghini – but I didn’t know how to pronounce it!
Temporarily closed! [on convertible roof]	Without words
Only the finest	A truck smashed into this dent!
Tested by Al Bundy!	My car is alive!
FIAT – now with flux compensator!	When I grow up I want to be a fire truck.
Heave-ho	Bad Toys for Bad Boys
When I grow up I will be a Ferrari	Envy has to be earned, pity is free!!!
Look kanze – but only mid the eyes!	Biker off duty
God gave us a sign! VW	THE POWER OF 45 PS!
My motorcycle runs without TÜV	From 250 km/h my broom pulls a little to the right.
Simply huge, the little one!	CAUTION! Tournament crocodiles
Fuel oil Maserati	The horror has four wheels
Golden biker rule: First stop, then dismount !	Biker in baby year
Will forms in the glove compartment	Mafia company car
FIAT = Ferrari in extraordinary camouflage	OPEL = obvious botch-up of an apprentice
Speed 100 – All right, for the sake of the Golf!	I like the Golf – because it is so easy to pass!
OPEL = Optimal Power, Enormous Performance	FORD = Driving without the right perspective
1st Opel Battle Squadron	Please do not steal …escape vehicle!
VIP Limousine	My car has more horsepower than your car top speed!
CORSA – When I grow up, I’ll be an OMEGA!	BMW = Thrown away at Mercedes
For all fans: Here comes the Benz!	GOLF = Device without logical function
Follow me, if you can!	BMW = bring me workshop!
Worst driver of the year	FIAT = For Italians sufficient technology
FIAT = Error in all parts	FORD = Fix or Repair Daily
Make way, here comes Mazda!	Don Promillo Horror Racing Team
I am a Japanese Rolls-Royce!	Everybody talks about getting drunk, nobody talks about thirst!
VW = TOTALLY WORTHLESS	MAZDA = My car Destroys German jobs
Seat – See Get In Get Out Dead Laughing	Audi: Indisputable even among morons
I am a recycling – Ferrari.	Honda = Arrived Today Without Notable Defects
Bumper sticker
On loan from the prehistoric museum!	Daddy didn’t pay anything for it.
Nobody is perfect.	Please do not put any advertising!
The main thing is that the hair lies.	You get used to everything.
NOT FOR DIY	100% moonlighting
Old, but paid!	I am a well-trained speed bumpkin
Old, but dangerous .	Nimble, cheeky and unstoppable
Old, but mine!	My valve caps were more expensive than your whole car
I’m not going slow, there’s a GTI in front of me!	Please do not park – escape vehicle!
Pocket Rocket	Gently refined!
Often copied, never equaled!	My car does not park, it lurks!
Be careful he might be in a bad mood!	The little savage!
For the best in men!	Try something new!
Heave-ho!	Pothole finder!
Poison dwarf	Taste makes lonely!
At least durable until . . . see the bottom plate!	Porsche driver without Porsche seeks Porsche driver without Porsche driver
Stop useless, everything registered!	Car of the century!
The original!	The myth lives!
This car is under monument protection!	This car is insured by Smith & Wesson!
You can feel it!	Simply dreamlike!
Nobody lives forever!	The only dung on which nothing grows is the pessimist!
The hellfire smokes and stinks, from below up Satan beckons 🙂	Better rich and healthy than poor and sick!
There are worse things!	Better to sink in the night than to spend the night in the swamp.
Evil is always and everywhere!	In this car you don’t fasten your seat belt, here you die properly!
Sounds funny but it’s like this	Who dies earlier is dead longer!
Here the devil himself drives.	The wrath of God!
A life, live it!	Abolish the MONDAY MORNING!
Funny car sayings
The best die young!	Between liver and spleen, there’s still room for ‘n mushroom!
Only the best die young!	Heaven can wait!
Life is too short to drive anything else.	He who lives forever never dies!
Knowledge is power! Knowing nothing makes nothing!	I’m not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
There are days when you lose!	Between no more and not yet .
Better a shaky counter than a solid relationship	Firm in loyalty
He who drives like the devil will soon meet him!	Better to die driving than to live running
God is closer to you than you are to my bumper!	Life is what happens while you are planning something else.
You die even if you are nice!	Live your dreams, or dream your life away
IT’S EASIER TO NOD WITH AN EMPTY HEAD	Try it…!
What is normal today?	We can do it!
I dare you!	Full flat!
See you later!	Forget it!
Full blast	Better not do it!
Wishbone in mortal danger!	Checksdedas?
Cool sayings from & for stokers
Brake only when you see God, but then brake like the devil!	Overtake calmly – We cut you out – Your FIREWORKS
Say no to rain and heat on a dry road!	Stupidly run!
We don’t have time after all!!!	What is the point of speeding? 230 km/h is quite enough!
VW Fighter Squadron	Butt out, buckle up, shut up!
Please keep your distance, we don’t know each other that well!	We eat early!
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly!	I am small and mean!
Sure, you’re faster, but I’m going ahead of you.	I’m coming.
Fun is what you make it!	Who brakes – loses!
Consideration means free view to the rear	Beginners!
What is it?	The road is on fire, it smokes. A GTI has appeared!
Don’t follow me, I got lost too	I’m not driving slowly. I’m just concentrating.
If you can read this, I’ve lost my trailer	That one thing is clear: the road is mine!
Hollow over quietly, hunting is more fun!	Do not hunt what you can not KILL
Car Tuning – For high performance vehicles
2Fast 4You	When the patience was distributed, I just stood honking in traffic jams!
Always full Rööhhhhar!	Oh, I can drive those few steps too!
NO RISK NO FUN	Look ahead, never back!
Glad you’re taking your time. Isn’t the view magnificent.	Please don’t honk, driver is dreaming of ***!
Cover me, I’m changing lanes.	On the road in the name of the Lord
Anything but slow!	You may be faster than me, but I’m going ahead of you.
If you tailgate any closer, you can park in the trunk.	YES – your flasher is working fine!
G-loaded and unlocked!	Honking useless, driver is remote controlled by Moscow.
No Pain, NO GAME!	No ding, no bang
You may be faster, but we are armed!	Sorry for driving so close in front of you!
Show-off sayings
ABC – A Bavarian Crew!
As a rule, we come back!	New guardian angel wanted, mine is nervously at the end
Never again drive so close in front of me – be afraid, my air filter sucks you in!	Do not cry . Fight!!!
You will not get in here.	Who brakes loses, who blinks lies and who turns is a coward.
. and from now on it’s me!	The STUPID did not invent the car. They only DRIVE with it.
Who brakes later drives longer fast	Stand on the right – speed on the left!
. do not blink, FIGHT!	If everyone thinks of himself, everyone is thought of.
Hang the greens while there are still trees!	Fear is just a feeling.
Speed 100 in the parking garage I find OK	Give me time to think!
No brain – No problem	Overtake quietly. I’ll buy your junk!
The deer jumps high, the deer jumps far, why not, it has time.	Pug speed!
Whoever wants to overtake me has a hard time!	Burn your tires, but not your soul
Road wet – foot off the gas; road dry – on it the sock.	I must go!
RCE = Driver overtakes	Do not tow this vehicle! – I didn’t park it here by accident!
Show-off slogans
We live far beyond our means, but still far from living up to our standards!	If you drive forward to the tree, the engine compartment is reduced!
Faster than the police allow!	There you look!
I can explain that!	Do not hunt, what you cannot kill!
Is it still going?	That’s better!
No way!	I’ll brake when I reach the finish line!
I didn’t do it!	Was there something?
Bye!	Please reduce your speed and pull over!
Alcoholic beverages in a hurry!	There can be only one master!!!
Pull up closer! – I shoot bad!	Boys pull the handbrake, men have rear-wheel drive!
When I grow up, I’ll overtake all of you!	Whoever reads this is stupid!
Women drive better … by bus!	We don’t race, we fly low!
But otherwise it goes thanks!	Blind fish!
Awesome!	And where do you let think?
Seek opponents, not victims!	Accelerates mind & body!
That’s where the action is!	Curves are feminine – cockiness is masculine!
Car sayings – T-Shirt
Better 2 Kölsch than one bit!	Cubic capacity instead of spoiler!
Can the performance be sin?	Can the sound pressure be sin?
Lack of power is replaced by madness!	We stay together until the TÜV separates us!
Rather V8 instead of 16V	Missing tuning is replaced by charm.
It’s not deep . not yet!!!	Have you ever tried it WITHOUT handbrake?
Space instead of power	Only for G-LADEN guests
I have more horsepower than you have top speed!	Honk quietly, my radio is louder.
In the long run only POWER helps!	O.K. mine needs 25 liters, but for that my doors are not made of newspaper.
Only the Titanic is lower!!!	My starter has more kW than your engine!
Who protects us from the environmentalists?!	Engine capacity instead of living space!
Ants: Head down!	Who is TÜFF?
The throttle grip is your friend – choke it anyway!	There is no substitute for cubic capacity!
I have the power of two candles	Right is’ gas
Loud and clear!	T.Ü.V. – Total superfluous club
Your engine is as big as my alternator!	Only 3 liters consumption – when starting!
Please keep a distance of 2 meters to the flame!	Compressor instead of catalytic converter!
It can’t be because of the oil that I am so slow, because there is none in it!	Cars with character do not drink E10
Can performance be a sin?	4-strokes are 2 too many
Only from the finest!	Performance without end
Less is often more!	Never been lower!
It has never been as valuable as it is today!

Didn’t find a suitable saying? Too bad, but don’t give up so quickly: on the main Proverbs page there is a search function that searches all the individual Proverbs pages for the desired term. Are you looking for sayings in English that you can share with others via Facebook, for example? Or do you want to pimp your status on WhatsApp with English sayings? We have compiled the best sayings about life, love, friendship and the funniest English phrases for Instagram and Telegram for you. Version:Final Languages:English, French, German License:Freeware Platforms:Linux In messengers and SMS you can also send short English sayings to your great love, friends and relatives. They are internationally understandable and we have also translated them into German. We have spared ourselves the alleged author of the respective saying, because who can really testify who said what in the past? It depends on the content.

English sayings about life (with translation)

Are you looking for WhatsApp sayings in English to pimp your status, describe your photo on Instagram or make your friends think, we have sayings in English about life for you below. They are sometimes funny and sometimes philosophical: The biggest challenge in life is being yourself, in a world trying to make you like everyone else. The biggest challenge in life is being yourself, in a world trying to make you just like everyone else. Those who want to find themselves shouldn’t ask others for directions. Those who want to find themselves should not ask others for directions. Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass. It’s about dancing in the rain. Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. It’s about dancing in the rain. Life is similar to a theater play; it’s not depending on how long it is, just how colorful. Life is like a theater play; it’s not depending on how long it is, just how colorful. God, if I can’t have what I want, let me want what I have. God, if I can’t have what I want, let me want what I have. A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. A life lived making mistakes is more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. Some of the greatest things in life are unseen, that’s why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry or dream. Some of the greatest things in life are unseen, that’s why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry or dream. The road to success is rarely a straight highway. The road to success is rarely a straight highway. Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn. Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn. Those who dance are thought to be crazy by those who don’t hear the music. Those who dance are thought to be crazy by those who can’t hear the music. Great things never came from comfort zones. Great things have never come from sitting around. The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present. . Note: The word joke remains only in English. In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count, but the life in your years. Click here to see the best English quotes with images:

English sayings about love

Do you want to announce internationally how much you love each other or reveal your feelings to your English-speaking sweetheart, then here we have short English sayings with translation for you: Love doesn’t always give us what we want, but what we need. Love doesn’t always give us what we want, but what we need. Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine. Let’s commit the perfect crime: Our hearts – I’ll steal yours, and you’ll steal mine. Good love is hard to find, easy to lose and difficult to forget. True love is hard to find, easy to lose and difficult to forget. Love asks me no questions and gives me endless support. Love asks me no questions and gives me endless support. One word frees us of all the weight and pain of the world: that word is “love”. One word frees us all from all the weight and pain of the world: that word is “love. The more I think about it, the more I feel that there is nothing more truly artistic than to love people. The more I think about it, the more I feel that there is nothing more truly artistic than to love people. The supreme happiness in life is the insight that love always exists within. The supreme happiness in life is the insight that love always exists within. The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but to hold hands. The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but to hold hands. It’s not about how big the house is, but how much love is inside. It’s not about how big the house is, but how much love is inside. The very essence of romance is uncertainty. The essence of romance is uncertainty. Life cannot always be full of joy, but it can always be full of love. Life cannot always be full of joy, but it can always be full of love. We also have English quotes for you in our sayings about new beginnings:

English Sayings About Friendship

Finding sayings about friendship in English is not that hard. We have a selection of the best English verses and quotes for you, with which you can show people all over the world how much you like them: Always telling the truth doesn’t bring many friends, but the right ones. Always telling the truth doesn’t bring many friends, but the right ones. A friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else. A friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else. That moment when you look at your best friend and you realize that you’re both fucking legends. That moment when you look at your best friend and you realize that you’re both fucking legends. Friends say good things behind your back and the bad things to your face. Friends say good things behind your back and the bad things to your face. A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself. A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself. You and I are more than just friends. We’re like a really small gang! You and I are more than just friends. We’re like a really small gang. All the treasures of the earth can’t replace a good friend. All the treasures of the earth can’t replace a good friend. A friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you anyway. A friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you anyway. A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. A real friend is one who stands by you when the rest of the world turns its back on you. Friends are the flowers in the garden of life. Friends are the flowers in the garden of life. Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life. Friends are the most important ingredients in this recipe of life. Friendship isn’t a big thing, it’s a million little things. Friendship isn’t a big thing, it’s a million little things. The only way to have a friend is to be one. The only way to have a friend is to be one. The love of family and the admiration of friends is much more important than wealth and privilege. The love of family and the devotion of friends is much more important than wealth and privilege. Only those truly stand behind you who sometimes also stand in front of you. Only those truly stand behind you who sometimes also stand in front of you. Our video shows you the best WhatsApp sayings for your status:

Funny English sayings with wit and humor

I’m so clever, that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I’m saying. I’m so clever, that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I’m saying. Time is precious, waste it wisely. Zet is valuable. Waste it wisely. Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, it’s just that yours is wrong. Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, it’s just that yours is wrong. Dear brain, night time is for sleeping, not for solving world problems. Dear brain, night time is for sleeping. Not for solving world problems. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? I’m not arguing, I’m just trying to explain why I’m right. I’m not arguing, I’m just trying to explain why I’m right. Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay and you never get anything back. Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay and you never get anything back. Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me beautiful, but what happend to you? Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me beautiful, but what happend to you? The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. The chicken came first – God would look silly sitting on an egg. The chicken came first – God would look silly sitting on an egg. Don’t use the bathroom in your dream – it’s a setup! Never use the bathroom in your dream – it’s a setup! Other sayings:

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